August 2, 2000:
1. WOW, an update! The butthole of the internet is now hosted at www.respectthecock.com.

July 23, 1998:
1. Added the Burning Man page.

June 30, 1998:
1. Changed the top frame to have a HIDDEN HYPERLINK! See if you can find it. Also added a pic of me in the left frame.

April 6, 1998:
1. Uploaded the cow page. I'm still developing the links page.

March 30, 1998:
1. The initial release of my web page. I still have tons more stuff to add. I'll probably add more to the trippy pages, keep updating the pointless facts, and make a links page.